who is that master of disguise?
Alabama State Trooper by night...
...Army weapons specialist by day...
...corporate insurance agent when the mood strikes, or anything else in between. And now for something completely unrelated...
...sure glad the LAPD has my best interests at heart, to protect me from...
...are you f-ing kidding me?! What they should really be protecting us from is...
...candy marshmellow french fries and candy gel ketchup. And look, its low in sodium and cholesterol free, so you know it's good for you.
...sure glad the LAPD has my best interests at heart, to protect me from...
...are you f-ing kidding me?! What they should really be protecting us from is...
...candy marshmellow french fries and candy gel ketchup. And look, its low in sodium and cholesterol free, so you know it's good for you.posted by Jared | 6:21 PM
6 Comments:
Why does the weapons specialist get stuck with an m-16? Doesn't even have the grenade launcher attachment.
Candy ketchup? It's a step in the right direction; they used to come with regular ranch dressing.
Damn, you aren't supposed to notice such details about the shadowy figures moving around the background. But it's true, no grenade launcher, though I did have some very realistic looking, very rubber hand grenades in my web gear.
Jared, I'm worried. You seem to succeed in every endeavor you undertake. I fear you may try to take over the world and do so handily. It'll be horrible; we'll be forced to explore different cultures, attempt different trades, promote human rights, and spend most of our time outdoors.
If you make any contacts in the biz, pitch them a survival-type show with you as the star. Here's the twist, you'll bring along me, the overweight smart-ass inept guy who's life you are constantly saving.
Ah Guillermo, I think a show something like that was done with Toby Keith,,, called "Beer for My Horses..." Rodney Carryington (sp?)
was the side kick...... But you would make a much better smart-ass ...
Jared!!! It's Lydia! Do you remember me? I was one of the kids on the NOLS Wind River Valley course in 2007. One of the herd/swarm/flock? Just wanted to say hi.
Hey Lydia, of course I remember! I actually just heard from Connor a few weeks ago too. Glad to hear from you.
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