Disreputable Character Leaves Town

If any of the neighbors had been awake at two oclock this morning, this is what they would have seen: a shadowy figure in a hood smoking a cigar, first pacing and then gradually wandering the neighborhood, puffing furiously on that cuban and meandering around the glacier than sits at the end of the cul-de-sac from where the snow plow heaped up the products of last week's storm upon those of storms prior. The shadowy figure would have pee'ed on the glacierito and stumbled into the backyard of a house to harass the geese residing therein.

Good thing he's leaving town, having characters roaming the streets at night like that could drive property values down. And think of the children.

Next time I post, it will be from somewhere other than here.